I don’t know how knowing how to say this expression in Tagalog is going to improve your lives. It’s Auntie A who says it, and we love her for it, but it’s not something that naturally sneaks into your vocabulary.
Anyway, by popular demand….
When Auntie A drops something, she exclaims “Ay! Puki malakit!”
Update: We have always said that Auntie A is the only one that says this. She is Tagalog and Kapampangan, and we love her. We can’t claim it’s a Filipino thing, or Tagalog thing, just an Auntie A thing. However, its a phenomenon that could only happen in a vaginocentric culture.
Update Number 2: My mama wrote in with a correction; she claims Auntie A says “Ay, puking malaki!” which a) is absolutley not what I remember, and b) not “sticky vagina” but “huge vagina.” Sheesh, I hope this thread dies down soon.
Update Number 3: I’ve posted some corrections over at BitchPhd. Hopefully, that’s the final word.