Disappointing Riddles

Here are some bad riddles.  They are original.  You don’t have to read them.  In fact, don’t, I’m telling you not to.

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What did Madeline the codependent calico cat say to the quiet roomful of attentive pigs who were all in town for a toilet bowl conference?    (Click here for the disappointing answer)

What did Chad the Angry fish say to that clam that wouldn’t stop talking?  (Click here for the disappointing answer)

What did Kelly the Camel say when her cell phone bill was handed to her while she was eating a spoonful of peanut butter?  (Click here for the disappointing answer).

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