Rodolfo, with Filipino American kids yelling the echo

It’s not even Thanksgiving, but Warm 106.9 already switched to 24-hour Christmas music format a month ago, because they are sociopaths.  I was eating my tapsilog and the Rudolph song came on, the one with little kids yelling boring echos after each line.  I thought, boy those kids sound white.  Nothing wrong with white kids; I just wondered how it might have sounded different if it were me and my cowsins.

Rodolfo, the red nosed reindeer (KALABAW)

Had a very shiny nose (LIKE DA PLASSLIGHT)

And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows (LIKE DA ROSARY)

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All of the other reindeer (KALABAW)

Used to laugh and call him names (LIKE “AMERICAN TURKEY”)

They never let poor Rodolfo (PANGIT!) join in any reindeer games (LIKE PEKWA)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say (I’M BULAG!)

Rodolfo with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight!

Then all the reindeer loved him (ay…bastos…)

As they shouted out with glee (HAISUS MARIOSEF)

Rodolfo the red-nosed reindeer (HMPH KALABAO SINABI NAMIN)

You’ll go down in history!  (LIKE LAPU LAPU)

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